Stranger: WHY WONT HE KISS ME ???? You: cause you have a beak Your conversational partner has disconnected.
extremely jealous of seniors right now. college is within their grasps.
its an issue.
i need a job, money this money that, lets just all go back to the time when people traded and used seashells as currency.
rrrefinnejspeaks: are you on the bean bag?
helenfornication: HAHAHA HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
rrrefinnejspeaks: i am psychic.
rrrefinnejspeaks: and you are ESPECIALLY lazy when you're on it.
helenfornication: YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL
Looking at Karma Loop clothing makes me depressed.
chaamblr: I know money isn’t everything, but I still wish I had more. i feel you.. but with modcloth rather than karma loop.
jenniferrso: I have Chris Wolstenholme imprinted my arm thanks to my bracelet. Sweet. <3 PENIS. hahahahahahahah WE HAVE A LITTLE OVER A MONTH TO GO TILL WE SEE MUSE!!!!
i hate it when my mums hangs up on me while im...
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must. do. this.
sleeping in class is bad
i feel asleep in english today. very bad idea. why? cause i farted in my sleep……… i jerked up immediately and pretended to read and looked around at other people so they wouldn’t think it was me. i was REALLY REALLY red -__- but then i thought to myself, “helen, if you farted your would have felt it. did you feel it? no i did not.” so i passed a note to my...
on omegle, i met someone who was a vegan and encouraged me to go vegan. holy motherfucking goat balls. i cant do that shit. I’LL BE AS SKINNY AS ALEX KIM. D:
and project runway comes out.. so far. D: they skipped last week! D: