April 2010
omegle.
Stranger: WHY WONT HE KISS ME ????
You: cause you have a beak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
March 2010
eye h(am)
extremely jealous of seniors right now.
college is within their grasps.
its an issue.
i need a job,
money this money that,
lets just all go back to the time when people traded and used seashells as currency.
rrrefinnejspeaks: are you on the bean bag?
helenfornication: HAHAHA HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
rrrefinnejspeaks: i am psychic.
helenfornication: seriously.
rrrefinnejspeaks: and you are ESPECIALLY lazy when you're on it.
helenfornication: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
helenfornication: YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL
helenfornication:
rrrefinnejspeaks:
rrrefinnejspeaks: PENIS.
Looking at Karma Loop clothing makes me depressed.
chaamblr:
I know money isn’t everything, but I still wish I had more.
i feel you.. but with modcloth rather than karma loop.
jenniferrso:
I have Chris Wolstenholme imprinted my arm thanks to my bracelet. Sweet.
<3 PENIS.
hahahahahahahah WE HAVE A LITTLE OVER A MONTH TO GO TILL WE SEE MUSE!!!!
i hate it when my mums hangs up on me while im...
The Daily What →
must. do. this.
sleeping in class is bad
i feel asleep in english today. very bad idea. why?
cause i farted in my sleep……… i jerked up immediately and pretended to read and looked around at other people so they wouldn’t think it was me. i was REALLY REALLY red -__-
but then i thought to myself, “helen, if you farted your would have felt it. did you feel it? no i did not.” so i passed a note to my...
today
on omegle, i met someone who was a vegan and encouraged me to go vegan.
holy motherfucking goat balls. i cant do that shit.
I’LL BE AS SKINNY AS ALEX KIM. D:
thursday
and project runway comes out..
so far. D: they skipped last week! D:
